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[tickingheart]

Aigis.

[And he felt like maybe there should have been a suffix there, but oh well.]

You're the most important person in the world to me, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

[It's not until after he hangs up that he recognizes that that was not what he meant to say. He meant to ask her how her kitten was doing, and he was pretty sure he'd meant to filter the post.]

Comments

[tickingheart]

She's not my girlfriend!

[SPUTTERFLAILSPUTTER GOSH FAKE!MOM!!!!]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[So doesn't believe you]

Now, you have to bring her over. I have to meet her!

[tickingheart]

Really. She's not.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Then why did you say that?

[tickingheart]

It's...

very complicated!


[BRB RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU NOW!]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[And following]

Oh, come on! You can tell me!

[tickingheart]

No way.

[Don't ask how he got on the roof.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[well however it was, she followed you]

[tickingheart]

I already said. It's complicated.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

So? I was a psychatrist you know. I could help!

[tickingheart]

...

[And you're insane now. How's that workin' out for ya?]

...

Do you know anything about love triangles?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[details, details...]

...

[Nodds]

I've heard a lot of stories.

[in the mental asylum]

[tickingheart]

Yeah.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Right..so

Who's the other person.

I can talk to them if you want.

[tickingheart]

[... fake!mom...]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

What!

[tickingheart]

She's in love with him.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....is she?

And what about you?

[So, she's going to have a talk with HER then]

[tickingheart]

Just...

Just don't. It's complicated.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[a sigh]

Fine...but if you need any thing, you just tell me.


....also tell me if you get a girlfriend.

[tickingheart]

[A grin.]

I will!

[And jumping off the roof now, landing in a way that involved a handspring.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[shaking her head...then]

Hey! Wait a second! I wanted to ask you something!

[Jumps off after him, she lands safely]

[tickingheart]

[Stops. Upside-down.]

Huh?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[looks serious for once]

You like Jolt, right?

[tickingheart]

[Still in a handstand.]

He's a pretty nice guy.