April Fools

[tickingheart]

[FAIL!FILTERED TO AOKO AND KUROBA]

Aoko? Kuroba? Tell me you're both back to normal.

[END FAIL!FILTER]

So, did the town just bring a bunch of new people in at once, or is something else going on?

Comments

[pandorabox]

[there's static at first, until Kaito's voice finally cuts in. Mid-conversation, no less]

-- you a thousand times, Ahoko, that the purple dye washes out of clothing after at least four cycles.

[tickingheart]

[Oh good. He's back to normal.]

Where'd you get purple dye?

[pandorabox]

[... wait, this doesn't sound like Aoko]

-- huh? Did you get a voice changer somewhere or something?

[tickingheart]

I think the wires got crossed. It's Kaito.

[pandorabox]

[a beat. there is only one person who knows who a) would do this, and b) has the skills to do this]

... ha ha ha, very funny, Dark.

[tickingheart]

Who?

[pandorabox]

Hilarious. How did you cross phone lines with Aoko?

[tickingheart]

You're the one calling, not me.

[pandorabox]

I called Aoko, not you.

Why are you pretending to be me, anyway? I give this practical joke a 3.

[tickingheart]

You called Aoko, the wires got crossed.

And I'm not pretending to be you. We've been over this already.

[pandorabox]

I was talking to Aoko just five seconds ago. And I used my cell phone. What the heck kind of magic did you use to reroute the calls?

Persistent as always.

[tickingheart]

[Wait. Cell phone?]

You're not in Mayfield?

[pandorabox]

Where's Mayfield?

[tickingheart]

Hell.

[pandorabox]

Who on the community lives in Mayfield?

[tickingheart]

What community?

[None of this is making any sense. At all.]

[pandorabox]

... the online community. The nexus between dimensions. You're taking this joke pretty far.

[godpwnsu.livejournal.com]

HEY!

Who gave you permission to skip town over here?!

[tickingheart]

I've been in Mayfield since August. No internet here.

[tickingheart]

Who's skipping town?

[pandorabox]

-- are you making this place up?

[tickingheart]

Yeah Kuroba. I'm making it up.

[pandorabox]

Great. I'm lowering your score to a 2.

I'm also hanging up now and calling Aoko back. Always nice to talk to you, Dark.

[tickingheart]

Why'd you lower it?

[Not going to push the "Dark" issue there.]

[pandorabox]

Because Mayfield is a really uncreative name. C'mon, you could have done better.