April Fools

[tickingheart]

[FAIL!FILTERED TO AOKO AND KUROBA]

Aoko? Kuroba? Tell me you're both back to normal.

[END FAIL!FILTER]

So, did the town just bring a bunch of new people in at once, or is something else going on?

Comments

[tickingheart]

[Wait. Cell phone?]

You're not in Mayfield?

[pandorabox]

Where's Mayfield?

[tickingheart]

Hell.

[pandorabox]

Who on the community lives in Mayfield?

[tickingheart]

What community?

[None of this is making any sense. At all.]

[pandorabox]

... the online community. The nexus between dimensions. You're taking this joke pretty far.

[tickingheart]

I've been in Mayfield since August. No internet here.

[pandorabox]

-- are you making this place up?

[tickingheart]

Yeah Kuroba. I'm making it up.

[pandorabox]

Great. I'm lowering your score to a 2.

I'm also hanging up now and calling Aoko back. Always nice to talk to you, Dark.

[tickingheart]

Why'd you lower it?

[Not going to push the "Dark" issue there.]

[pandorabox]

Because Mayfield is a really uncreative name. C'mon, you could have done better.

[tickingheart]

Trust me, if I were making this place up, I would have done a lot better.

[pandorabox]

[siiigh he might as well go along with it]

Oh yeah?

[tickingheart]

Yeah.

[pandorabox]

Do tell, if you're so adamant about this entire thing.

[tickingheart]

Tell what, better names for this place? Or why you'd have to be completely insane to think somewhere like this up?

[pandorabox]

The second part.

[tickingheart]

Where do you want me to start? Brainwashings, the flu when you almost died, the acid rain, the time I got locked in a car with Aoko? That one wasn't so bad, but most of the other events are.

[pandorabox]

[he lifts an eyebrow on the other end, before he replies dryly]

You make it sound like such a pleasant place.

[tickingheart]

It's a wonderful place. I wouldn't trade it for the world.

[pandorabox]

How'd you get there?

[tickingheart]

I woke up here in August.

[pandorabox]

Just randomly?

[tickingheart]

Just randomly. And when I say randomly, I mean "without falling asleep first".